i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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