OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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