Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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