their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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