i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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