I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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