am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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