normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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