real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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