i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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