My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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