I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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