Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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