i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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