oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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