he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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