Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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(219): View more from Indiana

So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.

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(315): View more from New York

making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke

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(607): View more from New York

I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.

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(614): View more from Ohio

A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I'll call you on my way home

(1-912): View more from Georgia

Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???

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