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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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  Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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  Holy shit r u serious? How?

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  Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

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  What did u do?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.

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• (805): View more from California

  getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.

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  I still maintain we were not that drunk......

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!

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• (408): View more from California

  Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.

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