3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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