There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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