Your face is a jimmy john
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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