In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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