Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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