awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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