The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize
