I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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