Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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