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Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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