well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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