i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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