if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm way too hungover for life right now
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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