8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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