I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I could fuck to npr.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
