I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I wish there were birth control emojis
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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