Do vagina's smell?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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