I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There's always time for handjobs
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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