if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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