Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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