Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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