I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
