"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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