his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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