i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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