I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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