her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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