But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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