that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
