She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
high people should be assigned attendants
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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