I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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