Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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