I'm gonna have a badass scar
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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