yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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