D3 body, D1 cock
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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