just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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